stefuhneekayyy

stefuhneekayyy:

notkatniss:

Why are some women like “I’m not a feminist I believe men and women should be equal” like ???????? YOU LITERALLY JUST DEFINED FEMINISM???¿?¿?

It’s because people now associate ‘feminist’ with being very in-your-face and extreme. I have friends that are very strong, confident,…

^my best friend ladies and gents

angeliners

pocketbeastie:

So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and after ward he said, “Well that was fun but I appear to be straight.” and just went on with his life without making a big deal about his dip into homosexuality and really, I think everybody should be this relaxed about sexualities

Somebody asked me the other day if I had a struggle coming to terms with being attracted to a girl. I told them no and that I didn’t even second guess it. I was attracted and that was it. There’s nothing to be concerned or deliberate about.

Listen, if you don’t say anything about being exclusive with me, of course I’m going to see other people and have fun. Getting butt hurt about it and angry at me, grow the fuck up. Especially when you told you friend, who I’m incredibly close with, that you weren’t interested in dating me. 

I’m beyond happy to move to somewhere new. Everyone is so childish here and I need a real man with his life in check. This is some serious bullshit.

I’m not even sad, even though I liked him. I’m just straight up angry because of his stupid ass reasoning. Welcome to college little boy.

aliciaaadani

videohall:

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

stefuhneekayyy

My visit to get screened for cancer:

  • Nurse: "Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."
  • Me: "He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."
  • Nurse: "So he's your...."
  • Me: "Friend."
  • Nurse: (During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"
  • Me: "11."
  • Nurse: "How old were you when you first became sexually active?"
  • Me: "....Loaded question but....14, I guess."
  • Nurse: "You're sexually active, then."
  • Me: "Well....I guess...but..."
  • Nurse: "How many times have you been pregnant?"
  • Me: "Uh. 0."
  • Nurse: "O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"
  • Me: "I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."
  • Nurse: "Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"
  • Me: "With homosexuality."
  • Nurse:
  • Me:
  • Nurse:
  • Me: "I fuck girls."
aliciaaadani

ciarachimera:

catbotherer:

scratchingpad:

I need safety goggles

very gently pat

MY CAT DOES THIS TO ME EVERY DAY. Some times this is how she wakes me up.

stefuhneekayyy
  • accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago
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